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Dirty dahlia 

when you shit into your fathers ass and then stick a dildo and piss on it while puking, and then you take a crap in his mouth while screaming "WHORE"
AH FUCK I DID A DIRTY DAHLIA IN MY DAD AND MUM HELP
Dirty dahlia by penis little you October 22, 2020

dirty dahlia 

when you shit and piss on a diLdo and then stick it into your siblings while peeing and shitting into there mouth while vomiting on your pet and pouring dog food into the straw inside of your sibling dick or vagina.
AH SHIT I DID A DIRTY DAHLIA TO MY SIBLINGS
dirty dahlia by penis little you October 22, 2020
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