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dirty coyle 

when you milk your mother red, than you drink your mothers milk and bathe in the ensuing diarrhea making sure to drink one fifth of the diarrhea bath water
coyles weird af he just did a dirty coyle

Dirty Cole 

Unscrewing and then jerking-off into the shower-head in someones bathroom so that they are sprayed with jizz when next using the shower.
I pulled a Dirty Cole on Adam this weekend. I bet when he turned on the shower and nothing came out he looked up into it like WTF?
He probably liked it when the water pressure shot the jizz out and hit him in the face!
Dirty Cole by WickedOne December 14, 2008

dirty cole 

tiny guy with brown hair and brown eyes, and a cock the size of Venus itself
Bro, I heard that he’s a dirty cole
dirty cole by OoooglyyyBooogllyyy August 15, 2020

Dirty Cole 

A dirty Cole is when you try to lure a small person in your white van with a 1970s mustache
I think I’m going to shave my beard off and pull a dirty Cole this weekend

Dirty Cole 

When someone with stretched earlobes, or "gauges", has their ear-hole fingered in a sexual way.
Duuude... that Brittany chick is kinky. she gave me a Dirty Cole the other night.
Dirty Cole by ColeMalphus February 19, 2011

Dirty Cayleena 

When you are smashing your girl and in the middle one of her besties comes and pegs you til your load blows her against the wall
Man, my girl and I were going at it then all of the sudden her friend joins and made it a Dirty Cayleena
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