dirty colonel
When a dog gets in the shower whilst it’s owner is stretching his dick out by jamming in the shower door and walking backwards
dirty colonel by Jackson Goodwin August 1, 2022
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dirty colonel sanders
The term 'dirty colonel sanders' originated in the porn industry, particularly films involving ass-to-mouth (ATM) action. It describes the intentional act of leaving a shit moustache and a shit beard on your partner's face by taking your cock out of your partner's ass and putting it in their mouth without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is thrust between the lips and the ball sack slammed against the chin, shit is scraped off and comes to rest on her upper lip and chin, in a moustache and small beard configuration .
He fucked her in the ass so hard, and than rammed her with an ATM, that he gave her a dirty colonel sanders.
dirty colonel sanders by Binky 10-43 October 22, 2017
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