When you work out, get as sweaty as possible, go home and take your pants off, and while someone is sleeping, get a running start, jump and land your anus directly on their face with your full weight and fart simultaneously.
The sexual act of pooping in one pants before getting several ice cubes shoved up ones rectum. Once several ice cubes have entered the asshole the person will ejaculate so hard that it results in Down syndrome.
Jerry: Hey man heard you scored last night?
Harry: No I totally struck out at the bar. But when I went home the boys gave me a Dirty Cannon and it really made my night
When you take a wet shit on the ground, shovel it up, mix it with bananas and peas in a blender and then shoot it up your girlfriends ass, just to suck it back out with a straw. Then get your girlfriend pregnant.
I went to my girlfriends house and performed a fierce DIRTY CANON on her.
After doing the dirtiest of DIRTY CANON’s, I had to make a sudden trip to the ER.