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dirt canyon 

Nickname for the ass, asscrack or anus. Most often used in reference to anal sex.
Oh man!! Cashman says he rafted down Mel's Dirt Canyon. She was crying like a baby by the time he was done!
dirt canyon by Jiminy Criquette September 15, 2007

Dirty Cannonball 

When you work out, get as sweaty as possible, go home and take your pants off, and while someone is sleeping, get a running start, jump and land your anus directly on their face with your full weight and fart simultaneously.
My roommate was pissing me off yesterday, so I gave him a dirty cannonball after he went to bed.
Dirty Cannonball by SaloGraf August 15, 2016

Dirty Cannon

The sexual act of pooping in one pants before getting several ice cubes shoved up ones rectum. Once several ice cubes have entered the asshole the person will ejaculate so hard that it results in Down syndrome.
Jerry: Hey man heard you scored last night?
Harry: No I totally struck out at the bar. But when I went home the boys gave me a Dirty Cannon and it really made my night
Dirty Cannon by derfferguson April 18, 2020

DIRTY CANON 

When you take a wet shit on the ground, shovel it up, mix it with bananas and peas in a blender and then shoot it up your girlfriends ass, just to suck it back out with a straw. Then get your girlfriend pregnant.
I went to my girlfriends house and performed a fierce DIRTY CANON on her.

After doing the dirtiest of DIRTY CANON’s, I had to make a sudden trip to the ER.
DIRTY CANON by Mosart May 10, 2020

Dirt cannon

Brandon fires his dirt cannon after violent coitus.
Dirt cannon by ALCsurvivor May 23, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019