Dirty Calvin
1. When a man pulls out and cums so hard he shoots into his own mouth, doesn't let it faze him, and pulls her down to kiss him, transferring the cum.
Dirty Calvin by Benyumin June 13, 2019
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Dirty Calvin
A Dirty Calvin is a person who is sweet and loving but he has a monster hiding in he's pants O.o when I say this I’m not joking like OoF- every guy would wish to have a pp like he’s xd.
Dirty Calvin by Pure stupidity April 18, 2020
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Dirty Calvin
1.This is the tragic moment when a guy realizes the condom he has is too big for his small set up.
2. When a man crys while having sex, like a massive pussy.
3. When a guy cums early, but has sex anyway...
2. When a man crys while having sex, like a massive pussy.
3. When a guy cums early, but has sex anyway...
Dirty Calvin by Sharkpuncher July 12, 2010
dirty calvin
When you and a female parter are having anal sex, she has to take a poop, so you pull out let her take the poop then you put it back up her buttox then u give her anal then you take the poop and put it in your buttox
dirty calvin by Zach Harrington January 11, 2009
Dirty Calvin Pirate
Dirty Calvin Pirate-A sex act carried out by persons with a naval fetish, whereby the participants stands naked in a room watching the BBC programme Sailor, wearing a pirate hat and eye patch, and using an Action Man naval figure to stimulate his/her rectum whilst loudly saying pirate phrases such as “Yaaah, for shame”, “Me blowhole be looser than a whales bottom” and “Heave ho, prepare to take me broadside”
“I came home and he was doing the Dirty Calvin Pirate again. The dog won’t come back in from the garden and he keeps hiding my jewellery in boxes under the lawn....”
Dirty Calvin Pirate by David Beatty May 21, 2019
Dirty Caden Calvin huzzinator 2000
The act of where a guy smashes his penis all over a man or woman (or bro’s) face, before smashing the receiver’s mouth with their cock, and nutting so hard, the receiver chokes out on it, with cum spewing from their asshole, nosehole, ears, and mouth. However they cannot match the aura of the Caden Calvin huzzinator 2000.
My friend did not have the aura of Caden Calvin huzzinator 2000, so it was a dirty Caden Calvin huzzinator 2000.
Dirty Caden Calvin huzzinator 2000 by Gunzilla1212 October 27, 2026
Dirty Callin
Typically in Sales with degenerate friends that on occasion support butt stuff. Occurs when A contractor engages and conducts sexual acts on someone with the intent to land more jobs within there community.
“I saw chuck in truck giving A dirty Callin to Nancy next door after he saw their patio needed A touch up”
Dirty Callin by TheLiability February 11, 2021
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