dirty brett 

While going to town doggystyle, the man places his tallywacker into the woman's dirty balloon knot, and proceeds to shove his scrotum and balls completely inside her vertical smile.

Damn, my dick and balls stunk for weeks after I pulled the Dirty Brett on your mom.

dirty brett by Trav Renoe May 2, 2006

Better Dirty Julia 

Just like a Dirty Julia (when a woman goes from reading poetry to unexpectedly sucking your cock, caressing your balls, and swallowing your jizz only because she enjoys watching you cum in her mouth), but without poetry and sex afterwards.

Why should you do a Dirty Julia if you could perform a Better Dirty Julia?

Better Dirty Julia by olew232 June 21, 2021

Better than a dirty spatula

A phrase indicating that an item isn't the best thing in the world, but it's far from the worst thing offered.

"That set of mismatched socks isn't my favorite, but it's still better than a dirty spatula."

Better than a dirty spatula by Wzrdpnda December 11, 2022