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Dirty Jesse 

A dirty chick who’s main move in sex is twerking
I did a dirty Jesse last night and that’s my work out for the week
Dirty Jesse by dirtyjesse August 30, 2020

Dirty Jesse 

That one fat friend you have who likes to E-date everyone and likes to talk shit about you no matter what. They also act like they are tough shit but in reality have a small penis and are the target of most pranks and jokes.
You know this person? Yeah he’s a real Dirty Jesse.
Dirty Jesse by Alfackpencil69 August 5, 2019

Dirty Jesse 

THE SMARTEST, BEST, PERSON WITH THE BIGGEST PENIS WHO IS AMAZING AT PLEASURING WOMEN
I wanna fuck Dirty Jesse
Yeah, He is so hot
Dirty Jesse by Grodle July 27, 2023

Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs

Scramble eggs with chunks of cheddar cheese and onions. While eggs are still cooking, mix in hash browns. Serve with ketchup and a side of pork roll.
Diner Waitress: What can I get you before you head down the shore, hun?

Diner Customer: Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs, please.

dirty jersey shuffle 

a hiphop dance started in New Jersey that goes along with the song "the dirty jersey shuffle" created by Expo, a new jersey native.
yo we were gettin twisted in the club the other night, we were in that bitch doin the dirty jersey shuffle.
dirty jersey shuffle by j ruggz June 26, 2008

dirty jersey 

A term used to describe MOST(the best) parts of New Jersey, such as PARTS of North Jersey (201 area, Elizabeth, Newark, Etc.), and parts of South Jersey. For some reason, middle class white kids from suburbia NJ aka Sussex County like to say they are from the real Dirty Jerz. Sorry to burst your bubble kiddies, but... no.
dirty jersey stand up! repping that 201, hackensack all day!
dirty jersey by ehyo February 2, 2008
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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