dirt tan

When a person, usually a man, looks like he has a nice tan from being out in the sun all day. When in actuality it's just dirt. Usually seen on mechanics, truck drivers, racecar drivers, roofers, and a lot of guys that live in Florida.

When I saw that cute mechanic I thought, "wow, he's got a nice warm glow to him!", but he got closer and I saw it was just a "dirt tan".

by Karlene Schultz April 30, 2007

dirt tan

To be so dirty that it appears as though you have a tan. Also known as crust-tan.

His hands had a week long dirt tan.

by Oliver J Schultz April 20, 2004

Dirt-tantiful

A suntan that ends up just being dirt that washes off

“I was complimented on my tan but when I got home and took a shower it was actually just dirt that washed off, it’s just a dirt-tantiful skin bronzer”

by Franleen January 4, 2024