Dirt Flower

A cat's poop residued arsehole.

"I would never own a cat because I don't want to have to stare at it's dirt flower all day."

by Hoshiko February 23, 2005

dirt flower

A cat's anus. Can also be used for a human's anus. So called because the poo crusted anus of a cat looks like a dirty flower.

"tell that cat to get it's dirt flower off my couch"

by ZZZIIIPPPYYY February 23, 2005

dirt on a flower

The phenomenon occurring when gorgeous, vibrant, total-package women engage in relationships with men who are beneath them either in attitude, appearance, or overall composure - from simpletons to the average guido douchebag. The abbreviated version is 'doaf.'

Tiger Woods is dirt on a flower (Elin Woods). Brad Pitt performed a real doaf move on Jennifer Aniston.

by John Doaf December 5, 2009