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dirt balling 

When a man ejaculates inside his sexual partner's anus, and then sucks out his ejaculate along with any lingering feces. He then proceeds to make out with his partner, passing the semen and feces into aforementioned partner's mouth.
John: "How was your first date with Steve?"
Morgan: "It was totally awesome. We went out for Thai, and then he introduced me to dirt balling. I've never tasted shit before."
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dirt balling 

A variation on snowballing. it is after a woman performs oral sex on her guy... but without swallowing or spitting out the spunk. She then goes to his ass ... or another individuals ass and spits the spunk in their trunk.
when Bridget finished sucking my C**K she took my load and dropped it in my ass that was dirt balling.
dirt balling by dirt baller September 21, 2006

balling dirt 

the act of rubbing your hands together really fast to ball up the dirt that has accumulated on my hands
*balls dirt*
"what are you doing, your getting the dirt off your hands, and it looks weird"
"balling dirt, its not weird, its sanitary(not really)"
balling dirt by yonkinthechat December 2, 2020

dirtballing 

The act of sucking poo poo out of another's anus and passing that poo poo back to that person through an open mouth kiss.
Tony and DJ have been dirtballing for what seems like hours.
dirtballing by Stiltz February 2, 2005

dirtballin 

to dip your nutts in shit
i fucked that bitch so hard i ended up Dirtballin it
dirtballin by Cosmic Pope November 22, 2014

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026