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directed energy weapon 

Directed energy weapon is a term often used by a bipolar person to explain their delusions and abnormal behaviour.
Bipolar person: it's not my fault, it's the CIA's fault, they keep firing lasers at my head with a directed energy weapon which makes me act strange.
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Directed Energy Weapon 

CIA runs electronic harassment and NSA and Schriever AFB DEWs, V2K, RNM, hologram, voice cloning, capability and DARPA implants and FBI runs gangstalking and Fusion Centers sychronize everything and they use all of their partnerships as partners in crime and flying monkeys to smear campaign, gaslight, harass, attack, and destroy you with plausible deniability.
Non investigative subjects on the FBI's TSDB are all hit with directed energy weapons.

Directed-Energy Weapon

An umbrella term for any weapon system that emits focused energy rather than firing projectiles. This includes lasers (electromagnetic radiation), microwave weapons (heating effects), particle beams (subatomic particles), and plasma weapons (ionized gas). Directed-energy weapons offer theoretical advantages: speed-of-light engagement (for lasers), deep magazines (power-limited rather than ammunition-limited), adjustable effects (from non-lethal to lethal), and reduced logistical burden. Operational systems include laser counter-drone weapons, microwave area-denial systems (Active Denial System), and research continues into higher-power systems for missile defense and anti-satellite roles. Directed-energy weapons represent a fundamental shift in warfare: from throwing things at the enemy to radiating them.
Directed-Energy Weapon "Kinetic weapons throw metal; directed-energy weapons throw photons, electrons, or plasma. The shift is profound: no recoil, no trajectory, no magazine limits. We're not there yet with man-portable lethal systems, but directed-energy weapons are already operational in niche roles. The future of warfare might not involve bullets at all."

Directed Energy Igniter Pistol/Gun/Weapon

These terms follow the same pattern as above, but using the generic "Directed Energy" (DE) label. A DE Igniter Pistol is any hand-held beam weapon meant to ignite targets. A DE Igniter Gun is its larger, more potent sibling. A DE Igniter Weapon is the overarching class. The "DE" prefix is used when the specific technology (laser vs. plasma) is unknown, classified, or interchangeable within the platform.
Example: "The security detail carried directed energy igniter pistols. In the dry, oxygen-rich atmosphere of the colony, they were told to set them to 'wide-dispersion.' It meant a stray shot at the ground wouldn't drill a hole; it would start a raging grass fire that could consume the entire habitat dome. Their safety briefing was basically a firefighter's worst nightmare." Directed Energy Igniter Pistol/Gun/Weapon
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