A group of UK soccer players on vacation in the US discovered that the beach they were on was a GAY beach. "Look at this Clive. The bloody place is crawling with dinnermashers!"
Forced to explore new culinary options to feed the UK's schoolkids following Jamie Oliver's crusade on turkey twizzlers, Mrs Northern Dinnerlady came up with her termite and bean crunch - exactly what it says on the tin, a mix of termites and baked beans in a shortcrust pastry case. Very popular with the lads and lasses. N.B. Dinnerladies are the fine women who serve the nation's children with food at lunchtime at school, and the Northern ones are fucking units
Jesus wept, I just burned the roof of my mouth on Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch, pet
You know when that random bitch at the table next to yours interjects into your conversation without an invitation and then later you're talking shit about her heart shaped shirt and she turns around and glares at you? Yeah, that's your dinneremy.