by jake March 30, 2004
used as an endearing term for people who lack common sense. these people are neither smart or dumb, but when it comes to simple tasks everything seems to be much more complicated for them than it needs to be.
person 1: "can you write this down for me"
person 2: "sure, but the pen is out of ink"
person 1: "then get one that works you dinkus"
person 2: "sure, but the pen is out of ink"
person 1: "then get one that works you dinkus"
by D4z1b013000 May 18, 2022
A Dinkus is a kid around 10 years old that acts strange when in the presence of other kids the same age. A Dinkus also pulls stunts such as soiling his drawers; even though his vocabulary is beyond that of most 30 year olds. Dinkus kids lose their homework, and pretend to remember things when it benefits them.
Dillon was acting like a Dinkus at scouts with McGomery, so I told him to stop. When we got home he was bothering his sister Taylor, at that point I noticed he stunk, checked his pants and he had shit himself. I sent him to his bathroom to take a dump and clean himself up.
by Rectors December 17, 2013
A Dinkus is a kid around 10 years old that acts strange when in the presence of other kids the same age. A Dinkus also pulls stunts such as soiling his drawers; even though his vocabulary is beyond that of most 30 year olds. Dinkus kids lose their homework, and pretend to remember things when it benefits them.
Dillon was acting like a Dinkus at scouts with McGomery, so I told him to stop. When we got home he was bothering his sister Taylor, at that point I noticed he stunk, checked his pants and he had shit himself. I sent him to his bathroom to take a dump and clean himself up.
by Rectors December 17, 2013
A mysctical creature that originated on the planet Mercury. Some say it started the human race. The Dinkus consists of 1/4 women, 1/4 cow, 1/4 bird, 1/4 dragon, but in the end 4/4 manliness.
WARNING: The Dinkus cannot be tamed and although they are generally peaceful creatures some have been known to attack people who provoke it.
WARNING: The Dinkus cannot be tamed and although they are generally peaceful creatures some have been known to attack people who provoke it.
Mike: That Dinkus is a strong creature!
Dustin: Yeah you idiot havent you ever heard the phrase "Dance with the Dinkus and your nuts will fall off?"
Mike: Can't say I have...
Dustin: Yeah you idiot havent you ever heard the phrase "Dance with the Dinkus and your nuts will fall off?"
Mike: Can't say I have...
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