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Dilinglashlong
A German sword from the dark ages shaped like a phallus and colored bright pink. Still used in modern times, but not as commonly.
Person A: Hey, man. Did you see Jim's dilinglashlong last week?
Person B: Yeah, it was pretty tiny. Dissapointing.
Person A: I agree. Mine's much better.
Person B: Yeah, it was pretty tiny. Dissapointing.
Person A: I agree. Mine's much better.
Dilinglashlong by matBobross June 17, 2018
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When you fuck a girl so hard she gets a temporary case of terrets and starts screaming in another language, or at least something that sounds like another language.
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dininghallfood
Food that is not up to par at all. Usually gotten from an underfunded boarding school dining hall, or a public school cafeteria. One usually is forced to get dining hall food when one is underfunded
guy 1: "yo you wanna get somethin to eat"
guy 2: "nah man i'm broke. i think i'll get some dininghallfood."
guy 2: "nah man i'm broke. i think i'll get some dininghallfood."
dininghallfood by roden April 21, 2008
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