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dildo bong 

1. Another name for a pot whore. Most whores have a dildo and a bong (if they smoke weed) hence in need of a dildo bong.

2. A bong that can be used or was used at one time as a dildo.

3. An extension off a bong so masturbation and pot smoking can occur at the same time.
"Patty is such a dildo bong I heard she was high and had sex with 4 50 year old men."

Dude: "My girlfriend just got a new dildo bong"
Other dude: "Wow, thats fucked up"
dildo bong by Anthony Dig. June 17, 2008
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Alien Dildo Bong

Christine Sydelko fucking made this
We made an alien dildo bong on the internet.
Alien Dildo Bong by gay alien dildo September 14, 2018

dildomonger 

One who desires the use of a dildo over a penis or other sexual stimulant.
Ghost Shell is such a dildomonger!
dildomonger by mofomikeman July 26, 2008

Dildodongusrex

A mythical being with a penis that gets larger every time it is used. Legend says that the size of it's penis is now inconceivable. People say they have seen this creature in the southern parts of India disguised as a little boy with dark skin.
Damn boy! Your dick so big, you look like dildodongusrex!
Dildodongusrex by irchmirch September 2, 2021

dildodongulus 

A dildodongulus is a monstrous sized penis

That they have found after digging up soil in the town of Echuca, Victoria, Australia.

Particularly used by T Rex’s and sauropod’s

Almost up to 79 inches long and 50 inches thick this long medieval device was used for infertile dinosaurs in the Jurassic and Cretaceous period.

Later used in the ice age for dinners and bath soap
Wow Amanda sure does love riding her dildodongulus
dildodongulus by Bigoldad November 14, 2021
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