dihydride 

Another word meaning "water" or H2O

He was so thirsty he drank some dihydride from thr spigot

dihydride by ThisGirlIKnow February 6, 2021

Dihydrogen Monoxide 

Dihydrogen Monoxide is a chemical compound consisting of two hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule, commonly known as "Water".

some guy: Yo do you have some Dihydrogen Monoxyde?
B: bruh do I look like a chemist?
some guy: B Dihydrogen Monoxide is water?
B: oh yeah no worries.

Dihydrogen Monoxide by Spoopy Chicken August 28, 2019

dihydrogen monoxide 

water, H2O

dihydrogen monoxide: It's more commonly known as water. You know, the substance that every single living being relies on to survive? The origins of this item are multifold, from flyers circulated at the University of California at Santa Cruz in 1989 (so 20th century!) to a junior high school student who surveyed 50 classmates in 1997 and got 43 of them to sign his petition to ban the chemical. He then won a prize at his science fair for his project, called "How Gullible Are We?" Several Web pages touting the chemical's dangers are still live. Don't feel too bad if you've ever fallen victim to this hoax; even a government official in New Zealand took the bait last year.

dihydrogen monoxide by l333 October 18, 2008

Dihydrogen monoxide 

Dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) is a combination of 2 hydrogen and 1 oxygen (di = 2, mon = 1), which creates H2O. It is a completely safe element, but a hoax that was created in the 1990's as an April Fools joke got popular that said that DHMO was a chemical that was a substance that was contained in things such as acid rain, nuclear power plants, etc.

John: "Have you heard about the chemical Dihydrogen monoxide? I read that it was really dangerous and it's even in our water and food!"

Steve: "No, that is just water. Do more research and don't believe everything you read online."

Dihydrogen monoxide by Ay Lmao October 20, 2015

dihydrodamitol 

An over the counter medication for when you feel like crap.

Man: I would like a box of dihydrodamitol please.
Pharmacist: Are you on any other medication?
Man: Yes, i'm on Fuckitol Hydrochloride 500mg pills.

dihydrodamitol by Painkiller Paul January 11, 2009

Dihydrogen Oxide 

A fancy term for water

"Please pass the dihydrogen Oxide."

Dihydrogen Oxide by Osko December 8, 2006

Dihydrogen Monoxide 

Dihydrogen Monoxide is a prevalent compound that is the key ingredient in most pesticides. DHMO contributes to environmental hazards such as acid rain, the greenhouse effect, and soil erosion. DHMO poisoning causes a sometimes fatal electrolyte imbalance in the bloodstream, and can cause excessive sweating, increased urination, and sometimes vomiting. Dihydrogen Monoxide also reacts explosively with alkaline earth metals such as lithium, sodium, potassium etc.
Prolonged, unprotected exposure to solid DHMO, or inhaling it can be fatal.
Despite these dangers, DHMO is used ubiquitously by industries, and is readily available to the public.

Join the fight, and help get this troublesome, and potentially lethal chemical banned.
SAY 'NO' TO DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!

Dihydrogen Monoxide by [e-mail] October 2, 2006