dicks and sticks 

used to refer to something that's not really worth much and therefore not worth discussing

Dude you guys are arguing over 5 cents on Venmo, it's dicks and sticks, relax.

dicks and sticks by RHeinz March 7, 2022

Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey. 

An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.

Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey. by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009

Amazon stick and Dick 

Amazon stick and Dick is the new form of 'Netflix and chill' where by two 'friends' watch films or tv shows on an Amazon box or stick and end up fucking or engaging in other sexual acts.

John: "Hey Sandra wanna come over and Amazon stick and Dick"

Sandra: "Sure i guess... i was hoping we could Netflix and chill thou?"

John: "Duh, Amazon stick and Dick is the new better version Netflix and chill is sooo 2016 "

Sandra: "Oh right cool, i'll pick up the condoms"

Amazon stick and Dick by JM2001 January 21, 2017

stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas 

To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.

The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.

stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas by magusguy October 1, 2007

Well Stick My Dick in a Pickle Jar and Call it Kevin 

A saying that signifies absolute disbelief

Well Stick My dick in a Pickle Jar and call it Kevin, that's crazy.

Well Stick My Dick in a Pickle Jar and Call it Kevin by Ellienymt December 7, 2022