dicks and sticks
dicks and sticks by RHeinz March 7, 2022
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Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.
Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey. by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009
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dicks and sticks • Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey. • Amazon stick and Dick • Well Stick My Dick in a Pickle Jar and Call it Kevin • stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas • dicks and balls challenge • dicks and buttes • salt dicks and pepper pubes • “Stiff dicks and airplanes” • Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it
Amazon stick and Dick
Amazon stick and Dick is the new form of 'Netflix and chill' where by two 'friends' watch films or tv shows on an Amazon box or stick and end up fucking or engaging in other sexual acts.
John: "Hey Sandra wanna come over and Amazon stick and Dick"
Sandra: "Sure i guess... i was hoping we could Netflix and chill thou?"
John: "Duh, Amazon stick and Dick is the new better version Netflix and chill is sooo 2016 "
Sandra: "Oh right cool, i'll pick up the condoms"
Sandra: "Sure i guess... i was hoping we could Netflix and chill thou?"
John: "Duh, Amazon stick and Dick is the new better version Netflix and chill is sooo 2016 "
Sandra: "Oh right cool, i'll pick up the condoms"
Amazon stick and Dick by JM2001 January 21, 2017
stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas
To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.
The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.
stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas by magusguy October 1, 2007
Well Stick My Dick in a Pickle Jar and Call it Kevin
Well Stick My Dick in a Pickle Jar and Call it Kevin by Ellienymt December 7, 2022
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