dick sweeper

big harry mustache located above the lip; without any other facial hair

Look at that guy's dick sweeper.

by Walter K. Prescott February 05, 2010

Dick Sweeper

Large bushel of upper lip hair known to have a push broom like quality. AKA D-Sweep

Example 1: Did you see last nights episode of Magnum P.I.? Tom Selek has a phenominal dick sweeper!!! Example 2: Don Frye keeps his "D-Sweep" clean.

by AZ Wild Bill June 22, 2011

Dick sweeper

What a mustache is called when worn by a dude who gives blowies.

Did you see Kaleb's dick sweeper? It's glorious, and he's been growing it for two weeks.

by Dirkeydirkey April 22, 2020