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dick sad 

a disorder commonly occurring after a breakup or extreme heartbreak where a male finds it difficult to find the motivation even get erect, let alone jack it off.
Jeff: Hey dude wanna see who can jerk off the most in a day?
Tom: I can't man, i'm dick sad.
Jeff: Alright bro, maybe another time!
dick sad by aceofyoloswag April 1, 2016
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Sad Dick 

When your dick doesnt get enough love.. like when you take a dick pic in a sink but its going into the sink
"hey look it's a sad dick in a sink"
Sad Dick by RobinsonGoHome October 22, 2019
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Sad dick 

When a guy is too sad to get a boner.
We couldn't sleep together because he had a bad case of sad dick.
Sad dick by daddyjosephine September 21, 2016

Sad Dick 

Left out not wanted not needed not desired! Stuck with upstairs scumbag head and no where to cum no where to go , the palm sisters ! Yikes!

Sad dick once all that now cold and permanently water logged because evil upstairs big stupid head lost his mask and medical coverage.

My head smart, kind and stable all hot sexy loving ladies crave big hard boy! We Winners!
Buddie did you hear sad dick down and out crying for relief?

Yeah, my dick was up all night plowing hard celebrating his dickness my kindness

dick saddler 

one who likes to mount themselves on dicks. one who rides dicks for pleasure in spare time. someone who gets on your nerves. (male to male) call someone this to piss them off.
"Justin, why did you have to win? I wanted to," says jim. "Cause you suck at life," replies justin. "God justin you're a dick saddler."
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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