dick j 

Short for Dick Job, or, "Hand Job". This is when the hand is used to create an orgasmic experience for a male.

Mary gave Sam a "dick j"! Can you believe it!!11one

dick j by Richard Hedd April 12, 2007

Dick Joust 

When two or more men run at each other, fully erect, trying to knock the other(s) over.

Sir Broderick: Stand down, Sir Ian! The crown is surely mine.
Sir Ian: And what are you proposing?
Sir Broderick: A Dick Joust, the greater man will be left standing.

Dick Joust by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 12, 2017

Dick Johnson 

The best name EVER.... because you know..... it means penis, twice.

Bob "hey professor Johnson whats your first name?"
P. Johnson "Dick............Dick Johnson."
Bob "Dick as in Richard?"
P. Johnson "No. just Dick...............Dick Johnson."

Dick Johnson by T-Rex-Man November 29, 2009

Dick Junkie 

A girl who joneses for penis, the same way that a herion addict feinds for a fix.....
A girl addicted to cock

look at that little dick junkie over there with her hands all full of cock

Dick Junkie by FACE_FTL July 6, 2006

Dick Jack 

n., adj.,(Richard John formally) Incessant masturbator, 'net porn addict, dates ONLY girlie magazines or left/right hand, can get erect at the fleeting glimpse of a woman's cleavage in a TV soap ad or speeding by the other way on a six-lane highway.

Is one REALLY necessary? It's probably YOU reading this. Just look in the mirror. Dick Jack.

Dick Jack by Professional Scold June 29, 2008

Dick Jousting 

When two guys get raging boners and run into each other at full speed until one man gives up.

1) Hey sweet boner. Wanna dick joust?
2) Flip a coin? Fuck that I'll dick joust you for it
3) Rock Paper Scissors is for pussies. Dick jousting solves all problems

Dick Jousting by Goochtastic September 4, 2013

Dick Jockey 

A person That likes to ride a penis like it was a horse.

Collin Farnsworth

Dick Jockey by Anonymous October 20, 2003