dick fork

what awesome people say insted of "fuck" or "shit"

libby: they ate all the potatos
mallory:dick fork
libby:what
mallory:what dick fork its a fucking word you know look it up on fucking urban dictionary!

by Lola the weird girl May 24, 2009

forked dick

When a dick is like a snake tongue and forks at the base so you technically have two penises and can get two girls down on you at the same time

Me: Did you know John has a forked dick?

Gabby: Omg we can go down on him together!

by Claritan_d June 9, 2018