Dick Fist

Zero, When you make a "dick fist" with your hand it looks like the number 0

Proper execution of the use of the term would be as follows:

Bill: "How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?"

Joe:(Make a dick fist) "Dick Fist, I don't eat that crap."

by TMDJ January 7, 2011

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two fist dick

A dick / cock / penis that is at least sufficiently long enough or longer to be able to wrap two full fists around it at once.

My dick is a two fist dick because I can fully wrap both my fists around it at once.

by twofistdick September 3, 2012

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Baby Fist Dick

Baby fist dick is a deformity of the male genitals in which the otherwise "bell" shaped head of the man's penis is smooshed in a bit and resembles a baby's fist. If you suffer from such a deformity, my the God's have mercy on your soul.

*Watching porn* "Euuggh, look at the baby fist dick on this guy! I can't even watch what happens next."

by The Devil You Know April 29, 2013

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Double fist dick punch

Using both fists to simultaneously punch someone or your self in the dick.

I told my friend I would double fist dick punch him if he ate my leftovers

by Somc33 December 15, 2022

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Dick Fisto

The everlasting force of one penis, thrusting the inner walls of the any god given orifice of your body. Usually one who interacts with many partners over short periods of time. They are tall and very attractive. They are very creative and funny, but not loyal to those who do them wrong. They're definition of "wrong" can sometimes be up for debate.

"Dick Fisto came over last night, if you know what I mean."
"Here we go again, Dick Fisto at his finest."

by Dick Fisto July 18, 2020

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