dick chicken

A game between two guys who pull out their dicks and walk towards each other. Both lose or win if dicks touch.

Play when drunk!
Who wants to play dick chicken!
by Ricerocket55 October 19, 2015
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dick chicken

A woman with a really loose vajjh, i.e. she's been around the block way too many times. Hence, her vajjh has been like chicken for other guys' schlongs.
"Dude, that sorority is a KFC buffet of dick chicken!"

"Man, Cindy was awesome last night, too bad she's pure dick chicken and I'm probably gonna get some nasty disease"
by Uncle Taco November 04, 2007
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dick chicken

A name for a person with an exceptionally small penis.
"Johnny is such a dick chicken"
"i know right his dick is like half an inch!"
by Captain Twisty Nips March 17, 2016
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dick chicken

a chicken that looks like a regular fat-ass chicken, but has an oversized dick for a head.
Guy 1: OMG! What the fuck is wrong with that chicken?

Guy 2: Nothing, its just my dick chicken....
by ifukdyermom March 02, 2009
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dick chicken

a chicken that exterior body is covered with dicks. be them large,small, or black
l00kz m00m!!
@ dIcK cHIckEn =D
by Chronickid January 30, 2008
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Dick Chicken

A game played by two presumably straight males where each player pulls out his penis and stares at the other player. The one whose penis moves first is declared the loser. And thus ridiculed and called a gay for a minimum of two hours.
Hey guys who is up for a game of dick chicken?
by Frank Mrugala November 25, 2010
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Dick Chicken

A game primarily played on public transport, between two or more men. Each player arranges his dick in such a way as to be visible to the embarking passengers. Gradually, as different types of people get on, each man will reach his personal limit and quickly hide his dick away. The boldest, coldest, bravest, don't-give-a-damn guy whose dick stays out the longest is the winner. Usually the prize is just glory, but that's okay with most.
Dave doesn't care who sees his dick as they get on the bus, he's the dick chicken king of the world!
by Kez 4 Prez December 17, 2015
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