dick cake

a birthday or bathloret cake shaped like a penis

i got cindey a giant dick cake for her birthday bash. its gonna b loads of fun.

dick cake by rob n john January 17, 2009

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Minty Dick Cake

When you wash your dick with an urinal cake and then you have someone suck you off. The usual response afterwards is "Wait. Why do you taste so minty fresh?" *Head tilt*

Example: "Hey, what are you getting your girl for Valentine's Day?" Answer: "A minty dick cake, of course."

Minty Dick Cake by So Fresh So Clean April 25, 2013

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Darth Dickcake

The best insult of all time, there is no coming back from being called this

Darth Pancake... huh... more like Darth Dickcake

Darth Dickcake by Nonbianry Black SS Officer November 29, 2018

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Dickcake

A cake made from shavings of the male genital area.

"mum can i have some of dads "dickcake" tonight?

Dickcake by I did it for the da lolz December 24, 2009

breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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