Dick James

n. - Richard D. James. see Aphex Twin

Hear the new Dick James? Fucking slams.

by Anonymous April 25, 2005

james dick

To take a solid shit, and fuck (prarie dog) a girls pussy (or ass) with it.

My girlfriend was being a bitch, so I james dicked her.

by Bitterman-God December 28, 2007

James Dick

A James dick is a massive long penis and is very good in bed,

"Oh, he's got a James Dick

by The God Of Sea November 1, 2018

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When you feel like a gangsta so you put on blackface and dunk your balls in her grandma and drill a hole in her coochie because you are a smooth criminal and get that slop gawk from her dad

John: “Jessica was talking shit so I Lebron James dunky wunky dick driller thriller gawk gawk slop 3000‘d her ass”

James: “holy shit dude ur a smooth criminal”

by MosquitoBiteInUrEye May 11, 2023

Jakes Dick

This thing he thinks he has doesn't exist therefore he needs his daily dose of dick to function correctly. This nigga thinks he is amazing while his bestie is here like Bitch where his bitch ass is like im amazing when everyone truly knows that his bestie is at least 100% better then his bitch ass :). (hes pretty amazing but his idioticness? makes him 1% less better then his bestie) :)

Jakes Dick does not exist

by iiKillerQueenxX October 13, 2016

Dickgames

when a chic gets the dick hard like bricks then fronts on sucking the dick, only wants to lick the head, rubs it around the clit, locks up before the dick goes in the ass and finally jerks you off, till you cum, knowing that she wasn't passing of no ass anyway.

"You know what I came here for Candy, why you starting with the dickgames. You're not gonna be playing pitty pat with my dick and dick on clit tonight. We gettin it in"

by chocladice October 21, 2011