Person1: Dude, check my new shirt, it's illin'.
Person2: Shut up you're just another Dick in the Water
Person2: Shut up you're just another Dick in the Water
by Kadicta June 6, 2011
(For males only, or individuals with wangs) Right after taking a shower, before drying off, run over to your intended victim, point, and shake your wang up and down. This results in water getting flung from your wang onto the victim.
by Norway August 4, 2005
water consumed by an oral sex performer when accomplished in but not limited to the shower under running water
Girl 1: I hate giving head
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: because it always taste funny
Girl 2: you talking about prejac
Girl 1: yes and he's always trying to shove it in,
Girl 2: I can't help you with him shoving it in but you can always climb in the shower with him, wash him and do it under running water
Girl 1: won't I choke on the water or drown
Girl 2: oh girl you haven't had water like dick water
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: because it always taste funny
Girl 2: you talking about prejac
Girl 1: yes and he's always trying to shove it in,
Girl 2: I can't help you with him shoving it in but you can always climb in the shower with him, wash him and do it under running water
Girl 1: won't I choke on the water or drown
Girl 2: oh girl you haven't had water like dick water
by Srg March 22, 2015
by dirtysouth April 26, 2012
Verb
When at a party or out to dinner, if a friend gets up to use the bathroom, someone adds sugar, salt and pepper to that persons drink.
Comes from being a dick to someone water.
When at a party or out to dinner, if a friend gets up to use the bathroom, someone adds sugar, salt and pepper to that persons drink.
Comes from being a dick to someone water.
by Devils-Disciple November 3, 2009
While in the shower with the water streaming from your member, you slap your penis towards your belly button creating a stream of dirty dick water for others to enjoy.
by Triplikeeyedo February 21, 2013
When you ring out the sweat from your boxers during a major case of swamp-ass and save it in a vessel.
Man I was at a live show and danced my ass off. My boxers were so saturated with swamp ass I could’ve accumulated an entire Gatorade bottle of ‘Dirty Dick Water’!
by JoelskiJizzle September 1, 2022