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diaper genie 

When you take a poop, but instead of the poop falling off into the toilet it spreads itself out like a sticky cloud, filling half your buttcrack and your taint all the way to your balls, like you'd find in a baby's diaper, and it takes half a roll of toilet paper to clean, and usually a hemorrhoid develops because if all the wiping.
I had a diaper genie this morning and ran out of buttwipe because I used so much yesterday when I had my other diaper genie. Now I think I'm getting a rrhoid.
diaper genie by DiaperPie July 17, 2019
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Diaper Genie 

A husband or Spouse that asks a shitty wish from one another. Usually a parent with years of dealing with kids asking for junk.
Hunny Babe do you think im a " diaper genie" or what?
Diaper Genie by Gee Coutur February 24, 2025

Diaper Genie 

A husband or Spouse that asks a shitty wish from one another. Usually a parent with years of dealing with kids asking for junk.
Hunny Babe! Do you think I'm a " Diaper Genie" or what ?
Diaper Genie by Gee Coutur February 24, 2025
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