Devora

A woman of beauty, wit, superior intelligence and a kind heart. Men fall instantly in love and are so bewitched by her energy they may become stalkers.

A woman who is bewitching.

I followed a Devora for 6 city blocks.

Devora by ladygoodwitch June 9, 2013

nailea devora

formerly known as skrillex but is now competing with madison beer (yes, that's how beautiful she is)
the woman that all boys everywhere are simping for, she makes youtube look easy.
her mother was about to disown her when she got piercings to look good for her stalker.
i cried when i found out she was 18 because when i tell you this woman is hawt

soon shes going to join the tiktokers to ask for advice when Mina cries

simp1 : bro, have you been watching nailea devora?
simp2: yeah man, shes fine as fuck
simp3: have you considered the way she talks, how she moves when shes tired, how relatable she is or what she does when shes not filming?
simp2: shut up, im going to marry her, end of

nailea devora by apparently, water is good April 29, 2020

nailea devora

one sexy motherfucker

“i look like nailea devora today”

“mf no u don’t u look ugly”

nailea devora by user199294 August 17, 2021

interior decorator 

Someone who killed 16 Czechoslovakians and who's house looks like shit.

Statement: you're not gonna believe this, the guy killed 16 czechoslovakians he was an interior decorator.

Response: his house looked like shit.

interior decorator by imadegenerate June 11, 2021

Dvorak's law 

The worse the economy, not only do the hookers get better looking, but they get cheaper.

Some postulate that additionally, hookers get more business during a worse economy, however Dvorak himself attributes this to supply and demand which often leads to an increase in business (i.e. tricks) which is driven by the need to compensate for loss of revenue caused by the same reduction in cost stated in Dvorak's law.

Dvorak's law by varicocele June 21, 2013

decorationalisation 

Describes the process of attempting to improve the appearance of a room or a house by painting,wallpapering,changing the floorcovering or modifying ornamentation

The realtor (estate agent) explained that given the neglected state of the property,some basic decorationalisation would probably increase the value considerably

decorationalisation by marshallasthefish April 11, 2010

Julian Devorak

A dipshit who doesn’t know what it means to love himself.

“I killed the count!”

A lying bitch who basically wants to get the death sentence at this point

Julian Devorak will stop at nothing to make sure he’s guilty. Or at least, he’ll try. Stick around with him though. He means well.

Even if he is a stupid bitch, he’s your stupid bitch now.

“Julian Devorak, you are a bitch”

Julian Devorak by ilyushka March 3, 2019