deviled eggs

When you drink a bottle of hot sauce wait 1 hour then Than pry your girlfriends sleeping eyes open and shit equally on each eye ball you may garnish around eye with chillie powder or parsley if for looks if desired.

My girl made me so mad last night so instead of hate screwing her ass hole I made her some deviled eggs.

deviled eggs by blumpkin25 February 8, 2015

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you know what would make this better? Some deviled eggs!

This is so I can buy a mug for my dad as an inside joke

Bro, you know what would make this better? Some deviled eggs!
Bro...

you know what would make this better? Some deviled eggs! by click here for a dollar December 6, 2021

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lint roll your deviled eggs

When you have someone perform or continue to perform fellatio to the extent that the receiving partner begins to lose pubic hair from their genital region.

Damn dude, I couldn't believe it at first but she really did it when she offered to lint roll your deviled eggs. Are your balls back to okay since then?

lint roll your deviled eggs by Pyyr August 28, 2022

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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