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destroy your dick december 

when you beat you meat all of december and eat fucking day jerk the fuck of every night , bich
hey dad did you compet in destroy your dick december

ya i did and i completeded whith out your mom knowing

how do you do it whith out a dick dad?

destroy your dick december 

A period of time just after No Nut November where you increase the amount of time you masturbate according to the day of the month
BRO1: Hey bro guess what
BRO2: WHAT MY G
BRO1 : I BEET ME MEAT 7 TIMES LAST NIGHT FOR DESTROY YOUR DICK DECEMBER

Destroy your dick decembre 

The month after no nut novembre in which you masturbate according to the date. It goes like 1.12 1 time, 2.12 2 times, 3.12 3 times and so on. Only the ones who finish no nut november are permitted to participate in destroy your dick decembre. The ones who finish destroy your dick decembre are granted godlike powers.
"Ay bruh you in destroy your dick decembre?"
"No i didn't finish no nut novembre."
Or:
"I failed destroy your dick decembre yesterday"
"Oh no! Three days bevor the end. I'm still going strong."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026