Man 1 - Dude, I'm so broke I had to sell my house!
Man 2 - That's fucked up man, Despereality's a bitch!
Man 2 - That's fucked up man, Despereality's a bitch!
by Ryan 710 July 2, 2019
Tanner is "desperated"
by Tanner! ;) February 15, 2023
A male, usually called Andrew, who tries with all his might to get into the pants of everyone he meets, through any means necessary.
"So how's it going with Insert Name Andrew?"
"They rejected me. Guess I'm sliding in with the lesbian again."
"Andrew! You Desperate Daniel!"
"They rejected me. Guess I'm sliding in with the lesbian again."
"Andrew! You Desperate Daniel!"
by CoomerCarlos69 July 13, 2022
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by Arealbaby December 5, 2021
The type of people who go out of their way to not mind their own business and make antagonistic comments towards others they perceive as "weaker" based solely on superficial traits such as gender, weight, social status, social class, monetary wealth, etc. in the misguided or ignorant hopes that this will elevate their own perception of themselves to Somebody. Desperate Irrelevants have a tragic inability to deal with the crushing weight of their own finite existence, which leads to them clawing and scratching at everything and everyone all the way to their graves.
"Everytime I turn a corner in San Francisco there's always someone making a snarky comment about my weight."
"Yeah, San Francisco is full of Desperate Irrelevants."
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"I parked my car at Safeway so people could see the For Sale sign on it and some rando came up and told me it wasn't going to sell. What a Desperate Irrelevant douche."
"Did you sell your car though?"
"Of course, it was an awesome car."
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"A receptionist at Planet Fitness found out I was showering there so much because I'm homeless. Now she thinks it's OK to talk to me like she's a prison warden and I'm a felon. She has that Desperate Irrelevant brain rot."
"Yeah, San Francisco is full of Desperate Irrelevants."
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"I parked my car at Safeway so people could see the For Sale sign on it and some rando came up and told me it wasn't going to sell. What a Desperate Irrelevant douche."
"Did you sell your car though?"
"Of course, it was an awesome car."
...
"A receptionist at Planet Fitness found out I was showering there so much because I'm homeless. Now she thinks it's OK to talk to me like she's a prison warden and I'm a felon. She has that Desperate Irrelevant brain rot."
by Tits Armageddon January 16, 2023
"'Fleur is so internet desperate"
by Ireallylikedogs February 20, 2017