derpcel 

chronic silly goose. never a serious day in their life for them. ppl treat them like shit because all they wanna do is have fun on this earth. smart and caring but is hiding behind a facade of the silliness. the celibate part is because they are blind to pick up on flirting and the high chance of being a scene kid, side effects of being a derpcel.

can you stop sending me memes of spongebob images with the characters names misspelled, you are being a total derpcel right now.

derpcel by flingza April 27, 2023

Derpelganger

1. The awkward, goofy-looking version of yourself.
2. Your twin with Downs Syndrome.
3. When you see someone you think you know out of the corner of your eye, only to realize upon closer inspection that the person is in fact a derp-y version of the friend you thought you saw. This is your friend's derpelganger.

I totally thought I saw you stumbling around drunk by the mall today, but it turns out it was your derpelganger.

Derpelganger by Dino_Pravo June 28, 2012

Derpelephant 

A retarded elephant. An insult that can either be funny or discriminatory towards stupid fat people.
Pronounced as one word: Der-pel-e-phant

Friend: I just ordered ten bags of peanuts!
Me: You are a derpelephant! WTF are you gonna do with that many peanuts.

Derpelephant by BigMass123 January 20, 2013