derek grant 

Derek Grant grew up in Detroit and now resides in Chicago.He was born on April 24, 1977. Derek is also a vegan and is lactose intolerant.Derek has played in bands such as: The Suicide Machines, The Vandals, Gyga, The Telegraph, Thoughts of Ionesco, Remainder and is now with the Alkaline Trio. finally,Derek is extremely fucking hot, besides the fact that he is an incredible drummer for one of the greatest bands EVER! Alkaline Trio

some guy: Holy Crap! did that girl just pass out?

some girl: Yeah, she just met derek grant.

some guy: Wow, he must be hot!

some girl: Yes he is my friend, yes he is.

derek grant by mattskiba'sgirl June 12, 2005

derek grant 

really cool bean. he waved @ us :D and skiby nearly stole his shoe. and ali walked into him. WOW. we love del.

derek grant by derek's best chum. October 7, 2003

derek grant 

Drummer for the Alkaline Trio, and formerly for the Suicide Machines. Looked like an emo kid, but changed his image to fit in with the Alkaline Trio, who think they're vampires or something.

"Derek Grant changed his emo kid-look, which is uncool. Changing to fit in is stupid. Poor, confused Derek. Someone should hit him."

derek grant by The Alkaline Cyber Skank January 2, 2004

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008