A fucked up doctor who stabs you in the mouth with needles and drills
Kid: My teeth hurt
Mom: You're gonna go to the dentist this Friday
Kid: NO!
by Fuckedous January 29, 2016
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A rich chap that sticks needles in your gums, wrenches around all your teeth, drills holes in your teeth, and bruises your face to fuck. Then he charges you loads of money.
Wish i was a dentist......
by Wise Man November 5, 2003
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An asshole that tells you to open your mouth wide and the proceeds to insert things in your mouth.
Dude I just went to the dentist and I had to open my mouth wide and then they put things in there.
by Your a wanker November 23, 2016
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Your tooth doctor. He checks you for dental problems when you go and gives you advice on your personal dental care.
The one thing I really do not like about going to the dentist: Having my teeth polished. The stuff they use has a nasty taste and feel.
by Light Joker June 3, 2004
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A dentist is a man (or woman, im all for equality) who takes great delight in hurting you. He does this with his vast collection of Sharp Shiny & Scary tools. Once he's managed to make you either cry or pass out from pain - he charges you for it.
Quite a nice little scam really....
Guy: OH DEAR GOD THE PAIN!!!
Dentist: That'll be £500
by dean-a-thon August 16, 2005
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Someone who 40-year-old British men are deathly afraid of, but when I was 9 and getting 4 cavities filled was just patiently waiting for my little toy/prize and new toothbrush.
Brit: Well bloody Hell there old chap, I reckon I despise that blasted dentist, but me mum she says I got to.
Me: Actually, I just went yesterday and was glad to get cleaned up. It's like a fresh start, you know?
by GameBoy83 May 18, 2006
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While getting it on with a girl, right before you blow your load you tell her that you think you see a cavity in her mouth. You tell her to open wide and then you quickly ejaculate in her mouth.
After banging the hell out of my hoe, I say to her open up bitch I see a cavity. I then shoot my load right in her mouth. That's why they call me The Dentist
by Pimp Dizzle J FO SHO January 10, 2010
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