democratism 

An astro-turf version of democracy in which corporations initiate, bankroll, and steer social justice movements.

Neoliberal virtue-signaling.

Wokeness.

In democratism, corporations who pretend to care about social justice sell products to customers who pretend to hate capitalism.

democratism by sandraxine September 8, 2018

Democratism 

Charactoristics of being a Dem.
Usually used when one is not very fond of all Democratic views.

Promoting (one or more):
Pro-Choice
Helping the homeless
National Healthcare
Stem Cell Research
Volunteering
Working for the working class
Painting houses for single mothers
Global warming worries
Gay/Lesbian marriage

Erin was showing signs of democratism when she decided that (even though she was totally against it) she needed an abortion so her Conservative parents wouldn't kill her.

Democratism by Jizzle Fo Shizzle September 22, 2007

Democratic Party 

A party that consists of two warring groups. The first have known as blue dog conservative democrats consisting of 2 dollar whores who suckle the corporate interests and bathe in the corruption created in the absence of liberal red cat republicans and the extinction of moderate republicans long purged by the ghost of Ronald Reagan to fuel his inevitable resurrection for the end of days

The second half consisting Liberal Progressives who hold the Radical Idea of maintaining government for the people, working class, and using tax dollars to maintain a functioning government instead, the Wealthy Feudal Corporate Overlords and a Industrial Military Complex as decreed by the Natural Order.

One need not fear such an event occurring so long as the Republicans and the Blue Dogs(aka Diet republicans). Maintain the facade of a 2 party democracy to protect the Oligarchy. Such protections include democrats bending over backwards to bipartisanly give republicans 99% of what they desire, tax breaks for the wealthy, Pay to prevent Progressive movements, DarkMoney, Gas lighting , Voter suppression, Media Blackouts, Calling people who worked in the Civil and Women's rights Movements racists or sexist.

Democratic Party loves to Gas Light Progressives

Democratic Party by Pippin Jay August 17, 2019

Occupy Democrats 

An extreme leftist website that posts memes for people who are too stupid and lazy to read a newspaper. A lot of their statements are either misleading, highly exaggerated, or just plain false. They mostly attack the opposite side, and refuse to admit any faults in their own party or call out other democrats while at the same time never pointing out anything good done by the republicans.
It caters to the lowest denominator of democrats, just like Breitbart caters to the worst republicans.
They represent everything wrong with the democratic party. If you want to know why Trump won, look no further.

I'm liberal and I think Occupy Democrats is a joke.
I'm a real democrat, not one of these obnoxious Occupy Democrats idiots.

Occupy Democrats by awmm March 16, 2017

Locust Democrats 

A person who likes voting and advocating for progressive policies, but doesn't like living in the shitty societies those policies create.

Typically the are white, middle class, have a stable family and career, and prefer living around other white or asian people. So basically they are a republican except they vote left and consume progressive media. They like to flee leftist cities and then ruin the nice small republican towns they move to by making them more progressive. They they move to another town... Like locusts.

What do you think about the new family that moved here from Portland?

They are fucking locust Democrats.

Locust Democrats by MrTibbsinHaul November 16, 2020

democrats 

some of the worst, liberal low lifes anyone has ever seen

Josh-Man.. have you seen those democrats?
Anthony- I sure wouldn't wanna be them

democrats by ..this.is.a.joke. September 28, 2022

Democratic People's Republic of Korea

The "offical" name of North Korea, contains 3 lies.

In The Democratic People's Republic of Korea, they will re-educate your ass if you so much as don't keep your required pictures of Kim Il Song dusted.

Democratic People's Republic of Korea by The Big H April 25, 2005