A very lonely, retarded Fortnite gamer who usually has the name of Matt. He has no life, he thinks he is cool but he is not so he bullies kids in school under the age of 6. He is so dumb and has the worst hairline you could ever imagine.
"Yo did you seeMatt Defreese today?" "Yeah, he is so ugly and dumb."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!