A very lonely, retarded Fortnite gamer who usually has the name of Matt. He has no life, he thinks he is cool but he is not so he bullies kids in school under the age of 6. He is so dumb and has the worst hairline you could ever imagine.
"Yo did yousee Matt Defreese today?" "Yeah, he is so ugly and dumb."
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"