deese nutts

deese nutts on your chin or in your mouth

The term is used when tricking a friend into homo sexual innuendo. One would ask his friend if he ever had deese. Vien would answer," What's deese/"Then you deliver the final statement, "you never had these nuts on your chin?"

by Mike January 25, 2005

Dese nutts

An insult use as a comeback.

Teacher: Are you done with that tests yet?
Nigga: Nah not yet.
Teacher: Well hury, double time.
Nigga: Double time dese nutts

by Aaron October 1, 2003

Bryson Deese Nuts

Schmeat

Bryson deese nuts….. he’s got the schmeats.

by Bryson’s boyfriend February 16, 2024

dees nuts

bag fillers, testicles, scrotum fruit

person one: I wonder why they always hang together...

person two: Who?

person one: Dees nuts!

by Herb in Indy July 15, 2006

Dese Nuts

An explicit but humorous joke occuring when the letter "D" is brought up into conversation. The person hearing the "D" will obnoxiously shout "Dese Nuts," making the victim who brought up "D" look foolish and dim-witted. "Dese" is meant to be a shorter version of "These"

Joe: Man, my report card is filled with C's and D's
Rob: Dese NUTS

Joe: d00d It's so hot out here, I could use a refreshing glass of Sunny D
Rob: Sunny Dese Nuts

Joe: Guys, guys. Tracy has Double D's
Cliff: I knoowwwww
Rob: Double Dese Nuts
Cliff: AHHHH Joe you loser

Joe: Hey cliff, whats the fourth letter of the alphabet again?
Cliff: D
Joe: Dese nuts AHHHHH

Teacher: What's your last name, son?
Rob: It starts with a D
Joe: COUGHdesenutsCOUGH

Joe: D00d Kid Cudi's new album is so sweet
Rob: Kid Cud-ese nuts

Joe: Hey d00d can you please burn me that CD
Rob: CD-ese nuts AHHH

Teacher: Hello I will be your substitute for today. You can call me Mr. D
Joe: Mr Dese Nuts AHHHHH

by robsjoes12 December 7, 2009

DEEZE NUTS

ha got em'

"do you know dee"
"dee who"

"deeze nuts...ha got em"

by yungflojo April 19, 2015

dees nuts

A book by ITomFoolery

Dees nuts is funny

by wasd_wasd October 7, 2021