Connor Deer is the most well know virgin there can be. Never even kissed or look at a girl before all he tends to is watching my little pony cartoons having sex and him maturbating for hours at a time!! so dont be a connor deer get out there!!!
by it’s a mf secret December 10, 2018
It’s a deer that lives in the wilderness, sees every damn movement you make, makes them hard to kill, if your not baiting them, every time I kill one I hit it from the behind, and eat it raw thank you.
by Diplotard_101 November 7, 2020
Jim: Did you hear John got his deer ears?
Peter: Oh, yeah?
Jim: Yeah, he rubbed one out in the forest yesterday.
Peter: Oh, yeah?
Jim: Yeah, he rubbed one out in the forest yesterday.
by beavae October 14, 2021
by beavae October 14, 2021
In my 4th and 5th grade class he hunts deer and brings deer antlers into class and hunt
Me :Noah Murray what’s that mrrrr pooopie pants 💩💩💩💩all jokes aside it’s a moose antler
Like bruh what the heck men
Class : can I keep it noooo. Says Noah
Me :Noah Murray what’s that mrrrr pooopie pants 💩💩💩💩all jokes aside it’s a moose antler
Like bruh what the heck men
Class : can I keep it noooo. Says Noah
Deer hunter
by Kaiden Paul Shawyer hi Elias September 2, 2021
The Appalachian Not Deer is a folk cryptid. as a lesser known cryptid, they can be found all throughout the green, wilder parts of the world. They are more likely to be ran into the more you think/ or speak of them. Saying aloud the term 'Not Deer' seems to give them more power to show themselves and notice you.
Upon closer examination you will notice their twisted limbs face a reversed direction, they may stand on their hind legs even as if humanoid. The Not Deer have multiple eyes, gaping mouths with rotted fangs andclaws even open wide rib cages as their flesh and meat fall. Some suffer diseases that can present clusters of holes and bumps, trypophobic patterns are also commonly seen in males. They’re also said to make clicking noises and move with uncomfortable jerking motions.
If the Not Deer locks eyes with you, do not acknowledge the creature. The creature will disappear if you are strong enough to clear your mind. Not Deer are predators, you will be hunted if spotted, chased down as prey. They will strike paralyzing fear in your heart.. You must forget you ever came into contact with it.
Upon closer examination you will notice their twisted limbs face a reversed direction, they may stand on their hind legs even as if humanoid. The Not Deer have multiple eyes, gaping mouths with rotted fangs andclaws even open wide rib cages as their flesh and meat fall. Some suffer diseases that can present clusters of holes and bumps, trypophobic patterns are also commonly seen in males. They’re also said to make clicking noises and move with uncomfortable jerking motions.
If the Not Deer locks eyes with you, do not acknowledge the creature. The creature will disappear if you are strong enough to clear your mind. Not Deer are predators, you will be hunted if spotted, chased down as prey. They will strike paralyzing fear in your heart.. You must forget you ever came into contact with it.
beware the not deer, never think or speak of those ill hell-beasts.
If you are so unlucky to lock eyes with a Not Deer, you unwittingly have begun the chase.
If you are so unlucky to lock eyes with a Not Deer, you unwittingly have begun the chase.
by dykefather September 21, 2021