by Tha_child November 5, 2019
An excellent time of year where the snow is beautiful, the weather is cold, and the closer you get to the end of the month the more your birthday sucks.
If your birthday is very close to Christmas, it is okay to hate your birthday.
If your birthday is very close to Christmas, it is okay to hate your birthday.
I and four other people in my family have birthdays in December, all around Christmas. I hate my birthday.
by Righteous Thumb October 23, 2008
In relation to the month of Decembeard, and in preperation for the month of Manuary is when Decembeer occurs. For every day of the month of Decembeer, you must consume the number of beers that coincide with the day it is. Is used for the intense physical training of "partying hard", the army, olympics, and/or the phenomena of "2012". On the 24th of Decembeer, you must participate in a case race with other participants of Decembeer. On the 25th day to the 30th, you must rest for the big event of New Beers Eve and Manuary.
Andrew: "Hey Iain, what are you doing tonight?"
Iain: "Well Andrew, its Decembeer 12th, I am consuming 12 beers."
Emily: "Im feeling fat, and sassy."
Iain: "Well Andrew, its Decembeer 12th, I am consuming 12 beers."
Emily: "Im feeling fat, and sassy."
by Secret Spy Club December 15, 2010
Man: *grabs girls tits*
Girl: “omg I’m going to call the cops”
Guy: “actually it’s grab titty December”
Girl: “aw shit, Nevermind then”
Girl: “omg I’m going to call the cops”
Guy: “actually it’s grab titty December”
Girl: “aw shit, Nevermind then”
by 2dollar4feetpics October 27, 2019
1) The month when you jerk like fuck and nut all over the walls and floor and even in the family dog to make up for November.
2) The month when Christmas is celebrated.
2) The month when Christmas is celebrated.
by BoloNotHere November 8, 2022