In relation to the month of Decembeard, and in preperation for the month of Manuary is when Decembeer occurs. For every day of the month of Decembeer, you must consume the number of beers that coincide with the day it is. Is used for the intense physical training of "partying hard", the army, olympics, and/or the phenomena of "2012". On the 24th of Decembeer, you must participate in a case race with other participants of Decembeer. On the 25th day to the 30th, you must rest for the big event of New Beers Eve and Manuary.
Andrew: "Hey Iain, what are you doing tonight?"

Iain: "Well Andrew, its Decembeer 12th, I am consuming 12 beers."

Emily: "Im feeling fat, and sassy."
by Secret Spy Club December 15, 2010
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national give ur girl a hoodie month. this is because it’s really fucking cold in december and ur girl really wants a fucking hoodie. so just give it to her.
it’s december, give me ur fUcking hoodie!!!
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Destroy Dick December
The month after No Nut November where the boys go absolutely insane!
Friend 1: “Hey guess what! It’s almost December!”

Friend 2: “Yeah Christmas is coming, I’m aware.”
Friend 1: “No no you got it all wrong! Destroy Dick December is coming! It’s like the opposite of No Nut November!”
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The best month out of the entire year. That's why they left it last.
Her birthday is in December.
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December is the month where you can hug anyone you want at any time
Person 1: hey why are you hugging me?
Person 2: it’s december I can hug anyone whenever I want
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Dramaless December is the month that all ladies have to set aside the beef and let it burn. It's the month where no drama is to be started and no drama is to come back from the past. Let's see if you can make it.
*November 31*
Girl 1: talking about me behind my back that's pretty low
Girl 2: says someone who is low
*December 1*
Girl 2 * death stares girl 1*
Girl 2: you want to go

Girl 1: sorry it's dramaless December see you in January
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The month in which the hottest women are born.
That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December.
by Pseudonym123 July 29, 2008
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