decapitarte 

When you grab a pop tart from a toaster and the corner breaks off

"I decapitarted my tart"

decapitarte by boner_fart February 9, 2019

decapitarte 

When you break off the corner of a pop tart and drop it, forever losing your sweet toaster treat

"Man, nothing helps my midnight hunger like a pop-tart, so glad that it has just finished cooking in my home toaster. To avoid burning my fingers I shall grab it by the corner.
Oh no, the worst has happened, I have decapitarted my tart friend. I have not only lost my toaster treat, but I have lost the will to carry on.

decapitarte by boner_fart February 9, 2019

Autoerotic Decapitation 

An act of masturbation in which, while one pleasures themself, they decapitate themself with a rusty shovel or dime store katana at the verge of climax. Then, whilst their head rolls away, they attempt to catch the load in their mouth within the final three seconds of life.

Detective 1: "What do you think Bill, was this a murder?"

Detective 2: "Well, judging by the placement of the head and the trajectory of the wad, I'd have to say that this is autoerotic decapitation."

Autoerotic Decapitation by DCarradine April 30, 2014

decapitate 

To remove the head from the body.

After Louis was decapitated he had no place to hang his hat.

decapitate by Madler September 24, 2005

Cattle Decapitation

A Deathgrind band from San Diego California. Their music is incredibly intense and chaotic. Some have even described their sound as "schizophrenic". Many people say they are a deathgrind or death metal band but their music is much more than just those genres.

Their lyrics often protest animal cruelty, consumption/production of meat, environmental damage in a very macabre style. All the band members are vegans which i think is fucking awesome (I'm a vegan as well).

Also, they can put on an incredible live show and the vocalists is great!!! I have had the pleasure of seeing them live and I was thoroughly impressed.

Some good albums of theirs that you should check out would be The Harvest Floor, Karma Bloody Karma, Humanure and To Serve Man.

deathgrind gore not core veganism the harvest floor to serve man Cattle Decapitation

Cattle Decapitation by Slayer of Light July 1, 2009

Decrapitate 

An emergancy procedure you perform when you are in an urgant rush to stop defecating. The act of severing one end of a turd from it's other half.

Dude I was taking a dump but someone pounded on the door so I had to decrapitate it.

Decrapitate by Brodsterdex May 30, 2010

Decapitation

The most effective option in the curing and prevention of headaches.

My wife kept complaining about headaches, so she tried decapitation, and she hasn't complained since.

Decapitation by PhantomHeadPain September 16, 2010