boner_fart's definitions

decapitarte

When you grab a pop tart from a toaster and the corner breaks off

"I decapitarted my tart"

by boner_fart February 9, 2019

decapitarte

When you break off the corner of a pop tart and drop it, forever losing your sweet toaster treat

"Man, nothing helps my midnight hunger like a pop-tart, so glad that it has just finished cooking in my home toaster. To avoid burning my fingers I shall grab it by the corner.
Oh no, the worst has happened, I have decapitarted my tart friend. I have not only lost my toaster treat, but I have lost the will to carry on.

by boner_fart February 9, 2019