Deantard 

An especially retarded retard. Often without the ability to string together simple syllables. Often used as a derogatory term for people with the christian name 'Dean', who are scaffolders in the Northampton area.

Dean you are such a Deantard!" "Only a Deantard would break his leg snowboarding on a skateboard at Sixfields

Deantard by RS Cockney Wanker November 14, 2010

decanter 

The act of using a catheter to drain one's bladder of urine, and the replacing it with wine or any other type of beverage. The decanter then serves other people by urinating into their mouths.

Man, that orgy last night had a decanter at it! My girlfriend got served, the lucky bitch.

decanter by Angelus January 27, 2005

human decanter

A man who uses a catheder to empty his bladder of all urine and replace it with wine. He then urinates the wine into guests glasses.

Last night we hired a human decanter, he was great at the beginning, but near the end of the night I wondered how much wine I was actually drinking.

human decanter by Nurse K February 10, 2008

decantering 

To pour wine from incrediply high up; The more extreme form of decanting, often involving portals, strange fluxes in gravity, random chibi-faced onlookers, a *bamph* sound efect, etc.

ZOMG! Decantering from such a hight!!!

decantering by *Flounce* August 24, 2008

Decantaminate 

A verb meaning to clear one's work space of aluminum soda and/or beer cans.

Friend: Jesus Christ, dude, you really need to decantaminate in here, you have empty cans stacked to the ceiling.

Decantaminate by TheRealNicotine October 3, 2011

decatarpaphobia

The irrational fear of tarps.

Oh! I have decatarpaphobia
What's that?
I have a fear of tarps

decatarpaphobia by sroc1214 October 22, 2020

decanterable 

A high quality wine worthy of being decanted. Unlike the swill you brought this Chateau Lafitte is decanterable.

Unlike the swill you brought this Chateau Lafitte is decanterable

decanterable by Vfeddie December 31, 2020