Man #1: That dude aint paid you yet!?
Man #2: Naw, man. When I find him, he's gonna know debt evasion isn't a wise choice.
Man #2: Naw, man. When I find him, he's gonna know debt evasion isn't a wise choice.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 17, 2006
A smooth pimp like myself who makes a lot more money and gets a lot more pussy than you do getting scum to honor their commitments. Very frustrating at times but somebody must keep you fucks in line...
The debt collector finished the call and made another $500 in commission today...Tonight he’s banging yet another girl...
by PImpGrease April 19, 2019
If you are a "Computer Genius" (aka, you know how to reformat a floppy) and agree to fix or, in any way remedy someone's computer problem, you have now "bought the debt." This means that it will be your eternal responsibility to instantly respond to any irregularity with, or question on, this machine.
This includes, but is in no way limited to the hardware and software on the machine at the time, and any purchased (or, more likely, pirated) in the future...”
If you do not respond within 30-90 minutes your "client" reserves the sole right to call and email you until they get an answer...and/or badmouth you to friends in perpetuity (which they will probably do anyway since you "did not fix it good enough to begin with").
God help you if you do it as a “favor,” because that invokes the “Friend” provision which quadruples all responsibilities but reduces, by a factor of ten, all tangible reward.
You'll know you have bought the debt if someone says one of the following to you:
"It was working fine before you did whatever you did"
"I'll make you dinner and you can fix my computer (and there is no promise of sex after Photoshop is successfully installed)"
"Walk me through it on the phone--it should only take a few minutes"
..oh there are so many more...
Origin of this phrase is in Mafia-speak where one mobster would whack another...but dead mobster owed the Big Boss 200 large. Now his killer must pay the Boss his 200 large...he just bought the debt (is responsible for it until death).
This includes, but is in no way limited to the hardware and software on the machine at the time, and any purchased (or, more likely, pirated) in the future...”
If you do not respond within 30-90 minutes your "client" reserves the sole right to call and email you until they get an answer...and/or badmouth you to friends in perpetuity (which they will probably do anyway since you "did not fix it good enough to begin with").
God help you if you do it as a “favor,” because that invokes the “Friend” provision which quadruples all responsibilities but reduces, by a factor of ten, all tangible reward.
You'll know you have bought the debt if someone says one of the following to you:
"It was working fine before you did whatever you did"
"I'll make you dinner and you can fix my computer (and there is no promise of sex after Photoshop is successfully installed)"
"Walk me through it on the phone--it should only take a few minutes"
..oh there are so many more...
Origin of this phrase is in Mafia-speak where one mobster would whack another...but dead mobster owed the Big Boss 200 large. Now his killer must pay the Boss his 200 large...he just bought the debt (is responsible for it until death).
I helped my friend's dad install Quickbooks last April and he is still calling me with printing problems...boy I really bought the debt on that one.
by Mcarr1 August 9, 2005
Combined effect of January sales and wives useing husbands credit cards..
True effect not felt till later in the year when husband finds the statement.
True effect not felt till later in the year when husband finds the statement.
March statement hits the floor
Husband... opens the mail exclaims "WTF"
Wife... "im doing my bit for the National Debt dear"seeing look of thunder on hubby's face tries "Think of all the money ive saved"
Husband... opens the mail exclaims "WTF"
Wife... "im doing my bit for the National Debt dear"seeing look of thunder on hubby's face tries "Think of all the money ive saved"
by discordia1111 January 20, 2011
The perpetual and perpetually increasing debt that the United States of America has due to the federal government's unlimited debting power with the Federal Reserve.
Federal deficit.
Federal deficit.
The federal deficit will never go away as long as we have the Federal Reserve and as long as the Fourteenth Amendment exists.
by Jon Davis January 14, 2004
The jackass calls constantly and always at the wrong time. Ussually some fag who is socially inept, can't get a date and wears a pocket protector. He uses the phone like a weapon the same way the school yard bully's used to beat him with a bat. But no matter what he says, he will still be a whimpy fag with a little dick and no life.
by tiredandpissedoff April 16, 2009
Someone that beats their meat vigorously as if it owns you money. Might also add phrases like "Show me the money" or "Give me all you got!" during the event
Room mate: Hey why do you keep yelling so much in your room about money and paying up??
RPAC: Duh cause i'm a debt collector
RPAC: Duh cause i'm a debt collector
by MDAWG07 December 24, 2010