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beat a co worker day 

The one day of the year you get to beat up that one Nark ass Co-worker for reporting you to the boss after you were using your phone to text your ride home. Or reported you to the boss for smoking in the parking lot. Or reported you for being five minutes late from break. Among all things you get to beat that one guy or girl up who has been a pain in your side with no disciplinary action. Just don't go crazy and kill them or you'll be known as that on loco guy.
Jeff: Man, I Can't wait for beat a co worker day

Seasun: me too,who are you gonna lay the smack-down on?
Jeff: Rencyanne she went and reported me for smoking pot in the parking lot on my break, you?
Seasun: Owen, He cut my pay last week so i'm Bringing the brass knucks!
Jeff: Oooh your Gonna be that one loco guy on beat a co worker day aren't you
Seasun: Yep!

International Sex Workers Day

Formerly know as “Prostitute’s Day” in the US, October 23, has been dedicated to all sex workers throughout the world. It is now internationally recognized as a day to honor those that work in the world’s oldest profession.
I can’t wait to celebrate International Sex Workers Day on the 23rd of October with my prositute friends.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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