This is a day for sexual pranks, April 2nd. You can cum in your hand and stick it in a sexy girl's hair. You can draw a picture of a penis and tape it to a sexy girl's back or ass when she isn't looking. Or if your a female, you can cum on your hand and stick in a sexy guy's hair. You can draw a picture of penis and tape it to a sexy guy's back or ass when he is not looking. It's similar but different.
: Hey dude, it's April fuck day. I came on a sexy girl's jacket today. She didn't know it... but I did. President Culmen's a genius for designating "April fuck day" an official day of the year. It's 5050, it's about april fucking time. Haha.
by Culman Menasha April 17, 2011
Paula: hey erikaso i think you’re cute
Erikaso: wtf
Paula: every fucking day is the love your crush day and i love you
Erikaso: wtf
Paula: every fucking day is the love your crush day and i love you
by Beyxer June 12, 2019
National fucking day is on 4th October which means when a person asks you to fuck you most likely need to say yes
Have fun fucking!!
Have fun fucking!!
Boy: hey do you know what day it is?
Girl: no?
Boy: it’s national fucking day !
Girl: wanna fuck then?
Boy: ... this... is... the...best...day..ever..
Girl: no?
Boy: it’s national fucking day !
Girl: wanna fuck then?
Boy: ... this... is... the...best...day..ever..
by Allylovebabe123 October 3, 2019
by GiiRAFF November 27, 2011
by POKEMONLOVER123 May 31, 2019
The poor man's Steak and a Blow Job Day. Instead of an elegant steak dinner and blow job, the man eats hamburgers at home followed by a mediocre round of obligatory sex.
Michael - "Hey man, it's Steak and Blow Job Day. Is your girl taking you out for a porterhouse tonight before going down on you?"
Jeff - "Sadly no. We're low on funds so it looks like it's another year of hamburgers followed by a dead lay."
Michael - "Ha! Another Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day for your poor ass!"
Jeff - "Sadly no. We're low on funds so it looks like it's another year of hamburgers followed by a dead lay."
Michael - "Ha! Another Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day for your poor ass!"
by qqduck March 13, 2008
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