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david lopez 

A famous Mexican YouTuber/Viner who is always making typical Mexican jokes. He is named David but calls himself Juan cuz the lolz. One of his most famous Youtube videos is of him dressing up as batman and his friend, Jesus, dressing up as Robin.
Jose: Hey ! Have you see David Lopez? They are dressing up as BatJuan and Ruben again! Do you want to come see them with me?

Pablo: No! But... Do you want to know how I got these scars?
david lopez by Foreveralone420 July 11, 2016
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David Lopez 

The fattest and shortest white man you'll ever see. He has a hitler cut and tries to act cool. He plays basketball but is absolutely shit and airballs every shot he makes.
Look its a gay David Lopez
David Lopez by NiggerBAller42069 April 27, 2022

David Lopez 

A man that is so random, he does a lot of tomfoolery and he loves dudes that can do the mosquito
Person 1: did you hear about David Lopez
Person 2: He's right next to us, isn't he?
David Lopez: u better hang up that computer call
David Lopez by Papi travis the first November 13, 2023

david avalon lopez 

david avalon lopez sucks at spelling.

davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd

davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd

- a very short nickname to call your friend named james
wow did you see davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd he robbed a bank yesterday
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