dating myself

Masturbate. Or having sex with yourself.

My girl friend left so I am dating myself tonight.

by Avery B September 21, 2005

Dating Myself

To make oneself appear to be dated, or older. Commonly interpreted as making yourself seem out of date, old, or aged.

"I know I'm dating myself here, but I was in Three Smile Island."

-Quagmire

by Chosen Sloth October 12, 2009