darth breather

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Adj. a person who breathes so loud, and sounds like Darth Vader while breathing, especially in quiet places.

Michael: Man! I couldn't complete my exam yesterday.
Jeffrey: Why? Was it that hard?
Michael: No, but there was a darth breather behind me.

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Darth Breather

One who breathes loudly, sometimes unknowingly, sounding like Darth Vader.

Oct 31.

*Nick walks into room

Nick:Woah! Who's got the Darth Vader costume!?

Henry: Nah...it's just Sergeant Boselly as usual.

Mr. Boselly: Take out section 5.7 of your homework... *hoaaahh hoaah*... That is due today. Of course, ...*hoaaaah hoaaaaahhh*... section 8 is optional. You may turn it in today or tomorrow if you wish...m'kay...

Henry: Yeah...Darth Breather...

Darth Breather by LoganCollegemath November 19, 2009

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Darth Breather

Señor Owen
Of Spanish class

Person 1: What is that, gale force winds out there?

Person 2: Nah dude, Señor Owen is behind you.

Person 1: Goddamn he sounds like Darth Vader.

Person 2: Now do you see why we call him Darth Breather.

Darth Breather by Nanna13 November 18, 2009

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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