danza smack

a blow delivered to the face, specifically a smack with a limp penis

i danza smacked foglyano upside the head

by shoooot December 16, 2002

danza smack

slapping a woman in the face with a floppy penis or a rock hard erection for the purpose of degrading the woman

After I gave Leslie my brozule, I danza smacked John in the eye wqhile he was sleeping

by Mr. Delicious February 28, 2004

danza smack

The beating of a woman's face by an erect wang chung. Named after Tony "charles in charge" Danza's porno film shananagins.

Young Douglas danza smacked a bitch who didn't swallow.

by Mathew Douglas February 23, 2004

danza smack

A hit given directly to the face, normally given by a flaccid cack

Foggy loves it when I give em' the ol' Danza Smack!

by ekip February 9, 2003

danza smack

Abbreviation of "Dan's a smackhead". Used widely during the period 1988-1992 to express the (entirely apocryphal) belief that Vice-President Dan Quayle was addicted to heroin.

You reckon danza smack? Na - he's just a conservative.

by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk May 14, 2004